Americans got everything
back to front, beginning with
something so simple as which
hand to hold a fork in.

The date, which makes no sense
to have months before days, it is
sequential process of graduation.

But, they drink out of bottles
which is reminiscent of childhood.

They eat popcorn and basically have
a national reading age of 9.

Imperial measurements
Metric sense of cents.

And an one udder thing,
Florida is a solitary ****.

Their Democratic Liberalism is Fascist
Capitalism and Conservative Republicanism
is a form of Populist Socialism.

Which is why those of whom (are not)
the privileged classes would be doing
their fellow human beings (of the majority
underdogs) a gross injustice if they vote for-

            Joe  Bidet's Plutocrat Party.