Joe Bidet has promised
to do away with all of
the current conventional
toilets in the USA opting
for the Turkish squat type
which he maintains are
far more convenient as it
is possible, with saloon
doors, that dogs can be
easily trained to use them
thus ending the problem
of turds in doggy bags
with ****** knots and
tossed on the lawn of the
White House which he
knows would happen if
he became the President.