Just a little illness, Something that gets me off my feet, A friendly virus partial to good deeds To leave me bed-bound for a day or three.
A minor car crash, No one but me, A harmlessish accident arranged by the Gods To leave me bed-bound for a week or three.
A break is as good as a change they say, So maybe a real hospital pass in 5 a side - a wrist-breaker on crash landing - So no more typing for four to six weeks.