We raise them well enough to a point, These children sprung from our fancy and gray matter, But they often prove unruly and recalcitrant, Immune to both wise counsel and outright admonition And so we exile them to some corner Until such time as they are willing To acquiesce to cooperation and a certain conformity, Where the remain as sullen accusations And though we scorn them as obstinate failures, We give into (at least, in our quieter moments) The suspicion that their shortcomings Lay much closer to home.