Lockdown number one
we were told not to touch
anything, handrails etcetera
were all capable of retaining
a virus for days, days & days.

Lockdown number two
children allowed to school with
bags books and all the surfaces
as demonised earlier, plus the risk
permutation of transfer to parents.

Everything about this story is full
of anomalies with WhOles big
enough to permit a Double U fit
through just as Whiskers permit
the cat to gauge an orifice at speed.

                       =('^')=

Ps, caption for feline.

" I'm smelling rats "