I think that cow-meat beef is tastier than the runny flesh of a seal as
its buck teeth wrapped around my *** like a wrist watch on a wheel
not unlike the day when a petrified Jack ***** his unmountable Jill
whose nether worldly table manners enraged pro-emperor **** who
dined on wild bison/buffalo meat broiled by vegetarian Buffalo Bill
as I'm seldom hurt by faux pain of the toe-sprain, under the heels of  
God's implacable Will from which I grind like a San Juan grist mill
where it's said that “***** you" isn't as nice as "hello" on the phone
when a pretty caller, especially a girl scout, would rather be greeted
with a slap on the *** before you ****** up her your unskinned bone
'cause only Fess Parker as Daniel Boone ***** in the dark all alone
when he was selling his cookies to pretty girl scouts over the phone
bouncing on bagels, pancakes, fritters, scones & buttered corn pone