funny olde world
don't they say
here's one for the loppy researchers

so in the week of chris mafioso break in
to steal from moi and mrs
I had read a daily mail article about another
break in
the poor victim a lady
had in quotes uttered
'it's the invasion of my privacy that's so gulling'
poor lady a victim of our lawless city

anyways, as we say
come the day of our burglary by our renowned criminal
family
talking to a now known accomplice of theirs
who was the second on the scene
cindy, she's called, the one that left her hubby
for the black mechanic that one with presumably larger tools

stunned, I had looked at her
the first sentence I uttered was, yes you guessed right
'it's the invasion of my privacy that's so gulling'
it just seemed the only appropriate thing to say

so our army of the defenders of criminals
now think they had found a bugbear or a scar to salt
well, since, they had spent their invaluable time invading my privacy

but haha, I don't give a toss
I have nothing to hide, its not like I'm a **** like bobby
or some criminal like them
or even a welfare scrounger or a cross dresser
what do I care if they know what I eat or how long I stay
on the toilet, more fools them, I say

it's hilarious to no end
cause I have better things to do
than caring about things that do not concern me
it's really a funny olde world
for to me only important distinguished people
merit my curiosity or interest
I guess I have to claim and own
my VIP status

'Its nice to know how important I am
yeah! call me sir and bow slightly
we are talking 'Divine Rights' here
and by the way, I had boiled eggs
for breakfast this morning, and some orange juice
as you know I am presently single
feel free to make up stories about my romantic life