In the frog world
where amphibians reign supreme  
king toad himself did declare
that all frogs should discard their underwear  

There was uproar in the frog senate
Hoppy came to the podium to say he was not having it
the frogs flapped their webbed limbs
and all did start in unison to sing

Graa grepit we are not having it
how dare the toad king get us to conform
next thing he will want us to wear dresses
then next wear a **** uniform

The gibbering got louder
flies in the vicinity were flounder
as they were picked out of the skies
by angry long tounges precise

So the war was declared
for they would not discard their underwear
and the battle did commence
for frog liabilities forever hence


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris