He was a Houdini of the hamster world
an escapologist most quite
he was very naughty at night
as soon as you turned off the lights

From his cage, he would escape  
doing all of his escapades
a very naughty hamster was he
in his master cup, he would ***

Sinclair was never a square
never needed to wear underwear
for he had hairy *****
and boy they kept him cool

He carries around the house
his clandestine plans
before he gets into his cage
he will bite his master's hand

He is a very naughty hamster
with cheeky cheeks that do spill
and one thing about him
he has one of a strong will


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris