grandmaster of funk is called Ern
learnt his jive at the big losers cafe
Ern is full of ******* to no **** end
talk of bedding the ladies but he's so fey
he's been to china and bulgaria to learn Zen
but we know he takes rentboys to loos for some affray
disguised in pouncy ray-bans he poses saying call me Ken
am a Mentalist specialist so come **** me at the madhouse bay
hes a liar and a bully and a proser of disrepute with a three inch pen