This lovely black bird swans up to me, raven haired, great ****. I'm well choughed. We lark about. She said "Bury me in the sand martin" Strange hobby I'm thinking, puffin as I dig away. Her feet stuck out, pigeon toed. She owled when I tickled them. The sea was too ruff to swim so we flew a kite. A knot in the string made it a dipper and diver. I had to duck. We swallowed a glass of wine and under the eider down she asked swiftly "What was that?" "Just a little ****" I said. She groused.