Might have started in a lab of mad scientists Or a basement in a know nothing town Your guess is as good as anyone's guess If there's anyone left around
What was needed was a change of direction A little action with a wag of the dog A wave of the hand with the hand of distraction A little turn of the head, bend over and cough
So they called in the experts are so they thought No one ever checked their resumes In all the hustle and bustle something got lost Along with the souls they all gave away
Not realizing they had created a monster One that was soon out of control And it was that monster this time that set things on fire Not out of need but out of selfish want
A little too late to turn back the clock A little too late to call it all quits A little too late to say they made a mistake Can we have a do-over on all this craziness
Be it early or late outside the starting gate These ****** tunes should have known it'd be trouble Hold on tight all you like, your new friend Frankenstein Is about to burst all of your bubbles