The country pile
is not what it was,
the roof is leaking
and that's because
the help want paying
it's
****** scandalous
I
blame it on
socialism
and
suffragettes
the working class
should know their place,
and the
****** waiters won't wait
in case they're missing out
on something
somewhere else.

when we upper-class pass into history
and the workers become their own industry,
I wonder how it will work out
and who
will wait on them.