with all these advances in neuroscience it’s time you numbskulls learn a little about your brains
1 First up, you must know your brain’s made of the right hemisphere and the left hemisphere - and what do they say to each other when they can’t agree with each other? “Let’s split.”
2 You know the neurons (no, not morons – neurons, you *****) – now, why do they love emails? Cos they love sending and receiving lots of messages, these neurons do
3 Now, you 100bn-deficit no-brainers - do you know what your brain does when it sees a friend across the street? Yes, it sends a brainwave…
And when does your brain get afraid? Yep, when it loses its nerve…
And be alert - never give your brain a bath cos you don’t want to be brainwashed, do ya?
4 You get fired, baby, you don’t work any more; but your neurons - they get working when fired
5 And for more advances in neuroscience you might want to consult your nearest neurosturgeon*…
with all these advances in neuroscience it’s time you numbskulls learn a little about your brains - while I get back to slicing these donors' brains fine; or making them into soup - just part of the trade, you know, of neuroscience
...mostly jokes from online sources...some dark humour too from neuroscience...I do claim some brainwork, transforming the jokes into verse...there's an art in stealing ideas, you know...