Here upon a condominium
locking down at pandemonium
Foaxs are wearing masking tape
What bothers me is how they vape.

The TV's full of more new cases
They know this by track and traces
There are no figures of those who died
The Mayor of Nashville said he lied.

In the holy mass I can't understand
why body and blood goes hand in hand
To me it is anything but humanitarian
It's for carnivores and not vegetarian.

But as I've said many a time and oft
it is all a hoax but then you scoffed
Face book doesn't wear a mask
Don't believe me, give Jeeves and ask?