If you were mine I'd cook you eggs and bacon To wake you up in the right way If you were mine I'd sing for you Only to make you laugh Because you know I can't sing But you'd love it anyways If you were mine I'd make sure you were happy With me Always satisfied If you were mine I'd lay with you We'd talk about our dreams We'd laugh If you were mine I'd drie your tears When you cry And we'd watch Teletubbies To make you feel better If you were mine I'd bring you Icy beers To sooth your body after a hard days work If you were mine I wouldn't let anyone hurt you Or else I'd be hurt If you were mine I'd be yours If you were mine I'd love you