There was an old man called Keith At 81 he had lost all his teeth... At 91, he had forgotten his new set of false teeth Poor old Keith starved himself for days he couldn't even chew not.... without the aid of his false teeth Looking everywhere ... for his missing teeth... in the kitchen, in the shower, in the drawer, had misplaced his perfect white teeth forgotten he had laid it on a chair in the living days before he had dozed off on his rocking chair... He forgot where they were... not until... He sat down and was bitten underneath....