He was a traveling man Traversed the world by balloon One day he landed in a magical place Became a leader, the sun and the moon This is a place where animals could talk And people were taught in the arts Could it be itβs all alchemy What else could turn light into dark But who was the very first lady The one who possessed the first magic wand Who turned sounds into syllables Who taught the language down here in Oz And who got the credit for it Certainly, not she They call it an accident Or something done by he And the angels look like flying monkeys The angels look like flying monkeys