I told the witch doctor
He was my best friend
I wanted everyone
To have fun and celebrate
Whether it is a party
Or a hostage situation
That mighty witch doctor
Is a very nasty guy
I told the witch doctor
To go out and grab from within
You see he was a party dude
Back when we were bad
You see this nasty witch doctor
Tries to show he is the best
You see he is the type of bloke to put
You to the test
Yes he will without further ado
He will put you to the test
I told the witch doctor
That this party is kind of lame
No alcoholic beverages to share
And no lobsters from Maine
Just party sandwiches
And the bread is moldy as
Yes that this really nasty witch doctor
Is a stupid ***
I told the Witch doctor
That he is a stupid
Fucken ****** old
Stupid ****** ****