And, we are surrounded
by water, to boot, but at
least now I can see why
they made the biggest
county of Cork, because
up north where they are
experts in sinking, they
have a county called Down,
Belfast being part of it
and as we are aware it was
home to a submersible liner
known as the Titanic which
was captained by a Scotsman
who apparently thought the
iceberg tip was an isosceles
igloo that Eskimos used as
an outside toilet with a long
drop, when the S Bend was
frozen at the local ******
which was called the Isobar.