If Benson's fleas had aged
                            in a mutual accord with his
arthritic paw, he would have
                      been capable of maintaining a
strumming technique in ratio to
                    the itch. But alas, his up-strokes
are not sequential, therefore he's
                                  experiencing a *******
syncopation which is interfering
                   with his rhythm thus frustrating
any attempt for a metronomic metering.


Ps.

Benson is a 12 year old Labrador in Kinsale
County Cork Ireland, where I'm housesitting