Pitfalls in perfection are beyond the ken of man With a yen for paranoia on this page without a plan, Skipping forth with egomania through a paradox or two When there’s ****** all to brag about, even if it’s true! For you know it’s all a homily, a house of cards, a ruse When it flicks across the conscience, (to laconically abuse), When it slides up to the reputation, (hanging by a thread) And you wish to Christ you’re indisposed, (or preferably dead!) A hallmark of the day that thou can never quite slam shut… Particularly when encountered, friend, .....for it has found you, three parts cut!
M. 2 September 2020
"Three parts cut" denotes a measure of intoxication...You've been on the Bushmills, again!