I am playing cool for yeah mate yeah kids Cause they act so silly Putting dresses on washing machines And singing stupid jingles too Like making a ballad out of happy little vegemites, sounds so fucken lame Getting married so young Even if their babies are cute They have them at 17, too young I think adds a terrible You see when they advertise Life insurance boating camping fishing and they have fathers who are into that kind of thing but not many Are into that add, so dumb People who were fighting over toilet paper and other groceries at the start of the pendemic how fucken stupid Yes I am playing cool for yeah mate yeah kids who do adds just to pay the rent They don’t realise that the thing they advertise something only the rich can buy You see people are showing their old fogies legs as their Hormones is erecting their ***** and the might of their ****** is ******* all day long People only like people who are doing ****** things and if they don’t they are dumb why can’t people be respected doing family friendly activities That would be for me I am playing cool for yeah mate yeah kids And I am happy