Reed got on the train and sat next to a very pretty girl She could be a model, he thought to himself Indeed she was The chatting went swimmingly Then they each went their separate ways Reed could've kicked himself for not being brave For not getting her name and number Oh, what a fool or a knave As for Sarah, she didn’t think much about it Other than that he was handsome and cool Two years later on an app called Hinge There was a match, a new way to begin Reed told her, “I’m almost positive I think we’ve met“ They did connect, a mutual get Palm Springs and Costa Rica then ensued They got married by train tracks Expect a brood