She loves red, She smells blood! Knives are her favorite, But not just in a plight. She walks in black, She cuts no slack. She is for Vendetta not just V, She's a real badass you see! "Vigorous, tough"- her aura speaks, She's that goddess everyone seeks. She burns brighter than the sun, If her eyes turn red-you gotta run. Her smile makes all the flowers bloom, Even when it's a dark night and gloom. Taming snakes is her hobby, You could find cobras in her lobby. You should see her in a crown, Doesn't need anyone, she's on her own. You could find a lioness in a den, But not her, she's one in ten. Stalwart or Virago can call her any, Nah! You can't win her, honey. She's the queen in her kingdom that she built, Try laying a finger, she knows how to tilt.
She version 2 The most badass poem describing the badass woman.
FYI women can be badass too. If you haven't met any woman who's a badass it means two things- Woman around you don't want to show their badass self to you Or Time hasn't come or maybe you weren't there to witness their badass self.