There’s general congruence Concerning their influence Over this president Who follows their content Religiously speaking For the information they’re leaking Which he’s always seeking Mornings, nights and weekends
Conspiracy theories Like sugar plum fairies Alway are around Cuz his mind is unsound So if the truth be told He swallows them whole If I may be so bold Like a pirate likes gold
He’s off the wall Always dropping the ball Incapable of leading So we’re not succeeding In beating this thing Like he said in late spring As they did in Beijing Which was once called Peking
Now it’s Q-anon That has his mind gone Because they said nice things About what he brings He’s unfit for the job And besides he’s a slob Who looks like the blob Used like a doorknob