"Lady Liberty must die," the Orange King mused, "Public opinion is not how I got this job. My fame must be locked in, A surefire certainty, My praises sung for generations to come". He sat up straighter on his gold-plated throne and Imperiously called for the bards. "Make it known in the kingdom", he intoned with a frown, "That Liberty has repeatedly lied. She's quite fake, in fact she's a bore, Outdated and certainly no style!" A bard raised his hand,"Sir, I will do as you ask, Your greatness is apparent to all, You can rest quite content By the time I am done Lady Liberty will be comatose!" And it happened to pass all over the land, Posters placed where the public would see, Liberty's depravity laid bare, (She hated the Orange King), She must pay for her outrageous crimes. Many were horrified But some people cheered, The Orange King was free at last, With Lady Liberty gone, A new day would dawn, "It is time to recover our past".