Nobody ever taught me
anything, I was expelled
from two schools and one
I walked out of, in a huff.

Every job I ever had I was
sacked from and all my
girlfriends abandoned me
including two stray dogs.

I escaped from an asylum
on a stolen bicycle which
I hid on top of a 60 metre
transmitter pylon at night.

According to police reports
I was supposedly a juvenile
delinquent but unlike wine
I did not improve with age.