The professors are pretenders
Though it took me long to see it

Ain't got no *****
They never want to be it

I taught in old Taipei
I went to Confucian temples

Not sure what to say
The students were an example

I'm ambiguous
And I have few true friends

But I'm gonna plant a mustard seed
Before my strange tale ends

Religion is sacrality
And religion is pretends

Maybe Jacob Von Hogflume
His time machine to me lends?