J is for jumbalaya.
Down south, East coast, tornado alleys--it rains down
Houses, couches, and vehicles
Twisted wrecks
Everything including
Hell's kitchen sinks.
J is for jumping Jehoshaphat!
******' A, it's so fracking Hot
Just goes to show,
Gobal warming is no joke,
J is for just desserts
After the burn,
Everything on Earth.
J is for jumbo sized hurt.