Over Ireland currently
we are experiencing
the annual mono cloud
of summer which migrates
south from the Arctic
circle forming a rectangle
directly above the Republic.

Some say it is Karma by
the Leprechauns for
copyright theft plagiarising
their KerryGold and marketing
it as butter.

Others are blaming God
but they are in a minority
because those who believe
in him would never even consider
to attribute anything negative
against him.

There are some who believe
we should employ all foreigners
in the meteorological society
especially at RTE the ones who
are in control of the weather.

More say that Pat The Postman
from Donegal should be made
redundant and employ The Wizard
from Christchurch in New Zealand.

For now we are stuck with it
and as the pubs are closing
at the rate of 10 a week, there
is likely to be some serious
cases of depression and psychosis
in the near future.