******* posers.
I'm the real deal,
*******.
Watch me
Dance
My stupid *******
Monkey dance,
And listen
To me sing
My dime a dozen
**** heap song.

Real is as real
As you want it to be,
But if you ask me,
*******,
You're all faking it
Just as much
As I am.

So get crispy,
And leave me
The ****
Alone.