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Jul 2020
ATTENTION

We have vacancies in our cabal
for Devils Advocates

Unfortunately we have come to the conclusion
that our present Team of demoralizing perpetrators
otherwise known as Devils Advocates, Debbie Downers
Bullying Trolls to name a few of their Tags
will have to be let off
Sacked to be more direct
Without mincing words we are highly disappointed
with this Team and their incompetent and poor performances

Any fool worth its salt knows this is the easiest job in the world
What does it take to be nasty, ******, negative, boring and obtuse
What does it take to be silly, stupid, cross-eyed, sad and self-loathing

These essential ingredients of a professional misery-guts
does not require brains, in fact the sole requirement is just
to be a neurotic sociopath
yet our present Team has failed miserably
their output is low, their contents ridiculous, their style predictable
their work ethic pathetic, their inventiveness blasΓ©, their efforts nil

So we welcome Applications to create a new Team
If you are a sad sociopath with all that ensues
and are also ignorant, stupid, pointless, inadequate, immature
untalented, nasty, envious of successes and talents, a good moaner
with very little going for you and lots of idle time on your hands

we want to hear from you
Please apply in writing listing your skills and experience
TO
The Forsaken
Red Devils Square
Guttersnipes Alley
London Town
Yenson
Written by
Yenson  M/London
(M/London)   
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