He’s been primed to show us magic tricks To have us all believe That it’s all one grand illusion There’s nothing up his sleeve The truth hides behind misguided trust It’s this, you must understand That our preconceived notion‘s are fooled With just a slight of hand Rabbits appearing from out of hats People coming apart in two Sawed off at their midsections You should feel lucky it’s not you He’s an expert in misdirection He’s astute, and debonair But, the rules do not apply to him So buyer, please beware