They’ve reported That the virus is headed To the 100,000 mark But they say Don’t tell the President He can’t wish it away Or else it might serve To ruin his day
Don’t tell him Why he should wear a mask Cuz I really don’t think He’s up to the task Not to mention the fact That he wouldn’t ask He’s waiting for The pandemic to pass
We know that he’s lost In the Twilight Zone So he exists In a world of his own It’s only him That he’s ever known Since his childhood years And now he’s full grown
He’s busy trying to save Our dead monuments As he trots out Vice President Pence Whom he leaves front and center To try to make sense Of the quagmire we’re in And remove the suspense