Jun 2020
Picture the scene… a TV company boardroom.
“OK we have a problem”…
Oh no! - Corporate gloom!
"Thank you for turning up everyone… Listen in.
The opposition has come up with a winner.
Celebrity Pooch Walks with Alan Carr. I know…
But Gary’s got an idea - go on Gary…”
“So…
Here’s a synopsis…
It’s called ‘Celebrity Snoop Dogs’
We strap a camera to a dog’s back
and send it through a famous person’s cat-flap…”
“Sorry to stop you there Gary.
Although I recognise the merits -
and you may have it right…
But that one’s on Channel Four tonight!”
“OK we have a problem”…
Oh no! - Corporate gloom!
"Thank you for turning up everyone… Listen in.
The opposition has come up with a winner.
Celebrity Pooch Walks with Alan Carr. I know…
But Gary’s got an idea - go on Gary…”
“So…
Here’s a synopsis…
It’s called ‘Celebrity Snoop Dogs’
We strap a camera to a dog’s back
and send it through a famous person’s cat-flap…”
“Sorry to stop you there Gary.
Although I recognise the merits -
and you may have it right…
But that one’s on Channel Four tonight!”
Reality TV has stretched credibility to breaking point... And can you believe that there are TV 'personalities' (I use the term loosley) who get involved... It must be for the money. It can't possibly be because it's prime time quality viewing!!
