According to Donald J Trump, No one briefed him, On the latest Russian outrage But now that he’s aware of it Is he gonna turn the page? Or simply sit back and play The role of the wise sage It’s anybody’s guess ya see, it’s hard to say
The Russians can do As they **** well please As long as the President Stays on his knees And carries on like Putin’s main squeeze ******* his **** and Shooting the breeze
Things have really gotten Out of hand When Donald Trump Is Putin’s biggest fan There’s no greater groupy In this land And Trump’s already Joined Putin’s band
The Russians have placed A contract On American soldiers And that’s a fact They’re being picked off By the Taliban So what else does he Half to understand?