Woolly bully Oh yeah your a woolly bully You have to bully bully me About things I don’t understand You want me to be your perfect model And if I don’t want to be one You don’t care You say I should go to bed early So you can muck with the kids Your a woolly bully Oh yeah you are a woolly bully You say you couldn’t see me get married because you thought I was a nerd You don’t realise what that did to me You say I should keep my house tidy Sure if I wasn’t bullied My house would be cleaner Than you imagine But you feel you need to bully me You Woolly bully Oh yeah you woolly bully You try and make me write poems To make you happy And if I said I prefer my own You will say it is the wrong answer I don’t know how to say to you That you are a bully mate Some people say bullies are cool But I think they are cowards Big cowards I am trying to keep myself out of the psych ward Because I got bullied in there But the really bad bullies I find Are the ones who push discipline in you and not follow discipline themselves One set of rules for me And another set of rules for the bully I am getting old but I still hate bullies I do go to bed but I don’t want to head there early You are a woolly bully oh yeah mate You are a woolly bully cool man eat my shorts If I don’t have bullies in my life I could achieve everything I want to be I can do what I want to make me happy As opposed to doing what makes other people happy Believing what could happen does affect my life They are woolly bullies Really are woolly bullies Never saying that I don’t want to be cool saying only kids be cool But you act cool No I am an adult and I want to be cool There is nothing in this world I couldn’t do But I need to do it my way Because I need to do what I wanna do And not what a trainer or old school friend wants me to do Even if I look happy to them I won’t be happy deep down Woolly bully You are a **** of a woolly bully Even if you don’t agree with me You can’t push me into things I don’t want to do deep down Because that makes you a woolly bully mate