If given a choice.
Would I rather be Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?
One, who's squeaky?
Or the one that speaks gibberish?
But sounds like he's cursing you out.
I have to think about that.

If given  a choice.
Would I rather be Batman or Superman?
One, that clever.
Or the one that's brave?
Always looking out to save the day.
Sounds like a Mighty Mouse phase.

If given a choice.
Would I like to be president?
Or one of those insane Congressmen?
Well, both say and do things according to their will.
Proving they not representing any of us.

If given a choice.
What would I rather be?
Would I rather be you?
Or simply be me.

It don't take a genius to know.
That by staying inside myself.
I chose to be myself.
Cause I don't need the problems of anyone else.