I asked my friend George
why the the ladies are not knocking at his door no more...and
he told me,
"When the mindless thugs and envious haters comes a-threatening
and growling to the ladies not come near me these days
I don't want to put the frightened ladies in compromising positions anymore.
They can just keep their benefits and sanity and stay away from my door.
No more fear, threats, blackmail or troubles for them.
You see wise centered one,
when you get envied for being the Real deal a lot,
and own a solid nine incher that can deliver time after time
it's better to just pity those morons with little things
they know they can never be enough to do it enough
so its better to keep them frothing in asinine inadequacies and waste their money, effort and time trying to **** block
our dear doughnuts are too under-endowed they know themselves."
And they're getting lesser and lesser by the day.