If you’re gonna hold up the Bible, Hold it up right, Instead of upside down And backwards, To the devil’s delight Which is an act That’s only pleasing In his crooked sight
If you’re gonna hold up the Bible That you need to read For some sound guidance That you ought to heed Because now is the time To follow its lead In order that Your soul might be freed
If you’re gonna hold the Bible You oughta stop It was written to be A photo op So posing with one Is over the top And you can’t clean that up With a wet mop
If you’re gonna hold the Bible And not bother to search While standing in front of A storied church You might wanna go in To find yourself a perch Instead of staying outside As if in a lurch