My calling patterns are rather dull. I’m a sixty year old man. I get phone calls infrequently almost never from Sudan. Then one day I received a call From some fellow called Abdul. I thought it was a prank at first, from students at my school. He talked of pressure cookers and praised his foreign god. I said “it’s a wrong number, Bub.” And I thought “that was odd!” That didn’t stop him calling here Oh, once or twice a week. I explained I’m not the party To whom he wished to speak. (It seems my number was one digit off from a certain Chechen geek). After Tax day it got interesting- all this clicking on my phone. One time my placed was ransacked while I was not at home. Eric Holder, if you’re listening, I am not the Droid you seek. It seems the fourth amendment Must be null and void this week... I might be your perfect villain: White, Catholic, and a man. I know if I made videos I’d be rotting in the “can”
I knew nothing about the plot, I’m innocent, you see. My knowledge, like the President’s comes strictly from T.V.
Secret Courts and eavesdropping on Citizens Phones are not the stuff of Liberty