Mad Dog Mattis must have Caught distemper He bit Donald Trump Who began to whimper, “The Mad Dog isn’t **** anyway,” But that wasn’t what he was saying Just the other day When Mad Dog was thought to be a-okay
Mad Dog Mattis Called The Donald a bean sprout For threatening American citizens With going the military route And taking a photo op After prancing about While the peaceful demonstrators Washed the teargas out
Mad Dog Mattis called Trump A clear and present danger To all America stands for And what’s even stranger Trump held the Bible up as some kind of prop, Upside down and backwards Cuz he don’t know when to stop If you’re out there listening, please call a cop!
Mad Dog Mattis had to hold His peace, When he worked for Donald To say the very least But now he’s free To unleash his savage beast And let us know how he feels When his anger is released.