Them boychilds like it without strings
'Tis what stuff are made of to make, you dig
Like a drive-thru McDonald or KFC down the worn road
no hassle booking seats or demands on your precious time
Why waste heartfelt times, give all your attention keeping real
just want the goods, enjoy the flavors and drive off till next time
Be polite and say all the right words, avoid mix-ups for deliveries
value for money and convenient to all concerned, future date's in book

Those wary kids know the score
A packed ready hot meal for three or four in troupe
we'll have as we want it, separate orders individually wrapped
Can't abide roast pork all ******* down with strings and trimmings
who cares for roast chicken, the legs tied and so always with stuffing
Convenience eating is the vogue and variety is the spice of a la carte
no loyalty to one eatery required, today a burgher, chicken tomorrow
Its all good but spare a thought for the waitresses, all these can be so tiring