You can tell By his noncompliance That he has Absolutely no reliance Upon the prevailing Science By his demonstrated Defiance
Even when Politely asked He goes into factories Completely unmasked As if that is Too hard a task He’d much prefer To show his ***
He tells one and all That he’s been tested And while it’s nice That he confessed it It’s not the point He won’t admit That what he passes They could get
Hasn’t he heard Of a false negative That many anti-body tests Tend to give Is that something He can live with Like the symbol of death Complete with his scythe