What is the purpose of life? “Art” says the artist. “Love,” says the maiden. “To inspire” says the writer. “War” says the soldier. “Humor” says the clown. What is the meaning of life? “Horror,” said the monster. “***” said the harlet. “God” said the Christian. “Beer,” said the drunkard. “Adventure,” said the explorer. “The ****,” said the murderer. “Entertainment,” said the ringmaster. “To enlighten the mind,” said the philosopher.