don don don donkeys are made
day by day...
lead them astray
or lead them to graze
chunks of brown hair
fall off by the day
humanity's pasture awaits
Those
who fill their lives out boldly...

as my clumsy hooves struggle with this keyboard...

YOU took me to pleasure island!
--No!
i took myself there.
i took MYSELF
i paid the fare,
i paid the fare!

but don't be afraid--
donkeys get made.
a nip in the ***,
a kick
...in the face.