She is 70 with a lot on her mind She is 70, and one of a kind But recently, she's been acting Like she is 5 Holding everything in And coping with bad jokes And relying on other people To do the most basic of tasks She 70 years old Acting like she's five She wants to antagonize And act like she's 2 She wants her bottle Or at least to annoy you She's 70 years old And acting like she's five