Sunbathing in Ireland is like
travelling on the A8 Autoroute
in France to the A10 Autostrada.

Provence to Liguria, where there
are some 100 successive tunnels.

Light dark light dark similar to
intermittent sun spots in Irish skies.

Mickey Flynn said blinking is
synonymous with thinking and
that is why blondes who dye
the roots of their hair black have
a monopoly on ocular flutterings.

Ps.

And sunburned eyelids.