Helen of Toy

she liked them of plastic
she liked them of wood
she liked to insert them
as deep as she could

cutely painted or plainly plain
it really did not matter
gradually with practice
they got longer and fatter

the pleasure they bring
she had a hole army
they were not whiskered
sweaty or swarmy

they never cheated
or broke her sweet heart
they're always there
to completely finsh what they start

though never in France
she was stolen by Paris
starting a fierce war
meant to embarrass

no need of a horse
no need of a Trojan
no waiting for phones
no need for a dumb man

Gomer LePoet ....